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“Nobody wants to work” yet im over here filling out 3945867483293064359469 applications on 500 different job hunting sites, each application demanding i take a 30 minute-test to PROVE that me and my paltry resume are worth a multi-million company giving me 16 whole dollars an hour. Nobody wants to work yet 97 of the 100 applications you fill out just ghost you (because when a Boss does it, that’s just how it is. But if you ghost? Unprofessional.) or give you some pointless runaround for 3 weeks until telling you you’re not a good fit because you only have 3 years of dick-sucking experience and they want 5. Nobody wants to work? Nobody wants to invest in employees. Nobody wants to hire, nobody wants to train, nobody wants to teach anyone new skills. Nobody wants to accept that YES, some people DO work to collect a paycheck and thats FINE, not all of us are born with a passion to be a Starbucks Manager. We’re all passionate about living and supporting ourselves and I wish bosses would stop being so lazy and rude and give my friends jobs for $20000 an hour

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something i’ve noticed. people seem to think the most nature-y nature is forests. so forests are always prioritized for conservation, and planting trees is synonymous with ecological activism. my state was largely prairies and wetlands before colonization. those ecosystems are important too. trees aren’t the end-all be-all of environmentalism. plant native grasses. protect your wetlands.

deserts also!!! it sucks so bad that people think of desert as ‘wasteland’ just because it’s not suited for western european style ag development, they’re beautiful and delicate and valuable ecosystems and, i think it’s good to point out that humans have been living willingly in them for thousands of years

i live in a shrub steppe desert. it has been like this SINCE THE ICE AGE. mentioned it to a friend and their immediate response was “i could totally fix that and restore that into a forest like it used to be.” LIKE IT USED TO B- it’s been like that since the ICE AGE! you can’t “fix” a biome into a forest just to save trees and nature. you need shrubbery, you need grasses, flowers, WEEDS, vines, bramble, water plants. NATURE! ISN’T! JUST! TREES!

Also! When we say ‘used to be’, to what state are we referring to? Homeostasis is a state of change. Yes, we should encourage nature and more undeveloped spaces, but to what standard are you holding it to? 50 years ago? 100? 1,000? 10,000? Do we even have data on what it exactly looked like then?

It’s never going to be exactly what it once was. We can just allow the process of succession and change to continue at its own pace (or hardly at all for some specific ecosystems), and simply try not to bulldoze over whatever nature is trying to do.

Also @headspace-hotel this thread seems like your vibe

It is! Thanks for tagging me :)

Now, we need to keep a few things in mind:

  • There is no “original” state of an ecosystem. The word people are looking for is usually the pre-colonial and pre-industrial states of ecosystems. However, there is not a single unchanging pre-colonial state of an ecosystem either. This is why it’s important to focus less on what the land “used to be” and more on what it is trying to restore itself to right now.
  • There are a lot more subdivisions of ecosystem than “forest” vs. “grassland” vs. “wetland” and so on, and there can be tons of variation in small geographical areas.
  • The classic closed canopy “forest” is not the only place trees are found. Many non-forest environments contain trees as a vital component.

As much as it is a mistake to presume that forests are universal, it is also a mistake to (for example) take the open, treeless tallgrass prairie to be the “original state” of all of the American Midwest.

There is a wide spectrum of intermediates between closed-canopy forest and grassland, and opener wooded land with grasses and small plants etc. on the ground is often called woodland (good explanation here)

In particular, a lot of the United States Midwest used to be (and still could be!) not prairie, not forest, but a secret third thing: oak savanna!

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Maps disagree on the exact extent of the oak savanna. North-Central Kentucky, known as the Bluegrass now, was once a very rare open woodland type environment similar to the oak savanna.

Basically, oak savannas are grasslands full of large, open-grown oak trees, which are resistant to the periodic fires that maintain the prairie. Oaks, unlike many other trees, do very well growing to large sizes in the open.

But ecosystems get much more specialized, and it requires a holistic approach to pin down the exact nature of the place you live in. This is frustrating, but it also lets you discover the rare and unique characteristics of your area’s ecosystems.

I’m going to go into just how wild this gets for a bit, so buckle up.

For example, I’ll talk about the state I live in—why? because I live there and I know lots about it. Kentucky is divided into 27 ecoregions. In a single day, I could visit a dozen ecosystems unique to this area and to nowhere else in the world. The seeds to this uniqueness were planted hundreds of millions of years ago. Look at the linked map, and see how closely it matches this one:

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The north-central-east area in pink is the Bluegrass, collared by the Knobs, a weird ring of Devonian and Silurian sandstone and conglomerates that forms little eroded plateaus and mountainous outcroppings. The lavender and dark blue is the limestone-karst plateau that holds the longest cave system on planet Earth. The east, in pale blue, is Lower and Middle Pennsylvanian (aka Carboniferous) deposits, making up the Appalachian Mountains.

The ancient Appalachians were once as tall as the Himalayas, but they are simply so old that they are eroded down into rounded, soft, wavy ridges that slowly fade into steep rolling hills, making it a subject of debate where they actually end.

Let’s focus on the limestone and carbonate rock-dominant regions that cover much of the state though. This is what’s known as a limestone karst region.

Limestone and dolomite are carbonate minerals. Instead of normal stuff like silicate minerals, they are made of the dissolved skeletons of billions of ancient aquatic animals, like brachiopods and bryozoans, which can be found fossilized throughout the state. Limestone is made of CaCO3, calcium carbonate—which, unlike other rocks, dissolves in acid.

This has two immediate consequences:

  • the ground dissolves over time, which means the whole area is riddled with sinkholes and huge caves with subterranean rivers and lakes
  • the soil is usually super alkaline, meaning plants that like acidic soil are basically nonexistent

As you can see, a unique ecosystem that existed over 450 million years ago can directly create unique ecosystems that exist now!

Kentucky’s limestone karst regions, especially near the mountains, have another quirky characteristic: the limestone bedrock is exposed or nearly exposed in many places, with little soil on top of it. I don’t know exactly why this is, but instead of several feet of soil on top of the bedrock, we often get just a few inches. Almost any construction that involves earth-moving requires dynamite. Hillsides used as pasture for cattle erode into slopes of broken rock.

This creates another form of unique ecosystem: limestone glades. Places with only a few inches of topsoil don’t develop into closed-canopy forests, but rather limestone glade meadows, where the dominant trees are these guys:

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the majestic Eastern Red Cedar (which is actually a juniper), a pioneer species that, unusually for pioneer species, can live a long time…over 900 years.

Red Cedars might outlive every single other tree in a forest, but they don’t thrive in there. They hate the shade and want to be alone in a meadow. Why, then, do they live so long? I have a hunch the answer might be that they’re not exactly pioneer species at all, but rather specialized for mountain ridges, rocky outcrops, and limestone glades where other trees cannot grow. They provide food and great nesting sites for birds.

But limestone glade meadows aren’t as important to Kentucky as the ecosystem that used to be so distinctive, it’s been hidden in the state’s name the whole time: the canebrake, a stream-side forest of the United State’s native bamboo, giant cane.

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Kentucky, (at least according to the book i’m reading by Donald Edward Davis titled Where There are Mountains), was once Kaintuck, or CANE-tuck. Giant cane, like the oaks of oak savannas, is fire resistant, meaning it thrives in areas managed by frequent fires.

In my state, the canebrakes used to stretch for miles, dense bamboo forests that could grow up to 25 feet tall. But they were all destroyed, meaning this ecosystem is practically extinct. The giant cane still lives, but only in small patches.

Canebrakes are considered extinct (although they could be restored), and oak savannas are one of the most endangered ecosystems on the continent. I suspect that the reason is that people are stuck with the old, simplified categories of ecosystem that they learned in school, and ecosystems that don’t fit into those categories are hard to imagine.

Everything in biology is much, much more complex than high school teaches you, and ecosystems are no exception. There is probably a super rare, unique ecosystem close to you that doesn’t get enough recognition.

To protect them, people have to care, and to care, people have to know they exist…so everything starts with being curious. Learn! Tell others! It will save the world.

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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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You've heard of Liquid Death, now ready yourself for Solid Life.

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rukafais:

Ok but what is the texture of solid life

it’s those little red hearts you pick up in video games I think,

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Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.
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tinytelepath:

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fuckyeahbiguys:

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

No, no, no!

This is April 19 on the Julian Calendar.

The real bread day is on April 7th

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

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The Crushing Weight of Not Knowing If There Is a Task

im starting to think this crushing weight is not about the tasks

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exeggcute:

had a minor crisis when 12ft.io went down yesterday and thankfully it’s back now but this seems like a good opportunity to compile a list of similar paywall-evading tools in case 12ft ever gets canned for real:

  • 12ft.io: the legend himself. definitely my favorite of the bunch by virtue of being the easiest to use (and the easiest url to remember), but it’s configured to disable paywall evasion for a handful of popular sites like the new york times, so you’ll have to go elsewhere for those.
  • printfriendly: works great; never had any issues with removing paywalls, even on domains that don’t work with 12ft.io. since this site is literally designed to make sites print-friendly, it might simplify the overall formatting of the page you’re trying to access, which can be a good or bad thing. my only real issue is that the “element zapper” (which lets you remove content blocks from the print-friendly preview) is a little sensitive if you’re browsing on a touchscreen device, which means you might accidentally delete a paragraph when you’re just trying to scroll. but if that happens you can reload the page and it’ll revert everything back to its original state.
  • fifteen feet: basically a 12ft clone, minus 12ft’s restrictions. haven’t used it much since I only discovered it yesterday in the wake of 12ft’s 451 error but it seems to do the trick.
  • archive.today: an archival tool very similar to the wayback machine, but it also works as a de facto paywall removal tool. (the wayback machine seems to remove paywalls as well, but archive.today has better UX imo and is way faster to use.)
  • and an honorable mention for sci-hub: only works for scientific/academic journals, not random news articles, but the other sites listed above only work for random news articles and not academic publications so you gotta have this one in your toolbelt for full coverage. pubmed is your oyster.

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